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“He was known to Ankh-Morpork's professional underclass as a thoughtful, patient man, and considered something of an intellectual because some of his tattoos were spelled right.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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“It had, however, been declared by his own physician to be a case of natural causes. Bentzen had gone to see the man and explained that falling down a flight of steps with a dagger in your back was a disease caused by an unwise opening of the mouth.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

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What a quote!

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Suicidal

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“There's nothing more useless in the world than a groom just before the wedding.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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“People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

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“And then there was the young male walk. At least women swung only their hips. Young men swung everything, from the shoulders down. You have to try to occupy a lot of space. It makes you look bigger, like a tomcat fluffing his tail. The boys tried to walk big in self-defense against all those other big boys out there. I’m bad, I’m fierce, I’m cool, I’d like a pint of shandy and me mam wants me home by nine.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett

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Most excellent post ML, and the quote isn't bad either.

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“I like hats. They give me something to do with my head.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Nonfiction

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“You couldn’t put off the inevitable. Because sooner or later, you reached the place when the inevitable just went and waited.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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“That was an important rule of any game: always make it easy for people to give you money.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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2BB will be in his element today...

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Bushy bushy bon hairdo

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I am now

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They think it's all over.........it is now..

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All over you

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“It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

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Eratica ....wow...

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How about an Eratica and Mila sandwich

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“Nowadays only cosmologists and particle physicists are allowed to invent new kinds of matter when they want to explain why their theories totally fail to match observed reality.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Globe

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“They're fascinated, and fascinated people spend money.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

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“Tiffany opened her mouth to reply before she had any idea what she was going to say, but that is not unusual among human beings.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight

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I think some people in the news should take note of this and learn.

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Not only on the news...

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“Now there’s a power,” he said. “Harnessing the lightning! The dream of mankind!”
The Unnamed Boat surged forward.
“Is it? It’s not my dream,” said Didactylos. “I always dream of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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