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PostPosted: May 19th, 2010, 11:51 pm 
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A man enters a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender draws a gun and shoots into the ceiling. The man thanks him and walks out. Why?


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PostPosted: May 20th, 2010, 2:27 am 
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A man enters a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender draws a gun and shoots into the ceiling. The man thanks him and walks out. Why?
Hic?


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PostPosted: May 20th, 2010, 7:53 am 
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A man enters a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender draws a gun and shoots into the ceiling. The man thanks him and walks out. Why?
Hic?
Bugger, I'll have to find another one already.


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PostPosted: May 20th, 2010, 9:57 am 
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A man enters a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender draws a gun and shoots into the ceiling. The man thanks him and walks out. Why?
Did he want the glass of water to throw at the bird of prey attacking spot?

The bar tender shot the bird instead.

Was it to fill up the fish bowl...? I don't know why you mentioned the gun if it was. A bit of a stupid thing if you ask me.

Was the bar tender hard of hearing and blind he though the man said "can I have the ass of your daughter"? The barman rightly tried to shoot him.

Were they all on a bridge?

He was trying to steal the gold. The barman knew the water was a decoy so went for the gun.


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PostPosted: May 20th, 2010, 10:05 am 
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A man enters a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender draws a gun and shoots into the ceiling. The man thanks him and walks out. Why?
Did he want the glass of water to throw at the bird of prey attacking spot?

The bar tender shot the bird instead.

Was it to fill up the fish bowl...? I don't know why you mentioned the gun if it was. A bit of a stupid thing if you ask me.

Was the bar tender hard of hearing and blind he though the man said "can I have the ass of your daughter"? The barman rightly tried to shoot him.

Were they all on a bridge?

He was trying to steal the gold. The bar man knew the water was a decoy so went for the gun.

Lol


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PostPosted: May 20th, 2010, 10:19 am 
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A man enters a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender draws a gun and shoots into the ceiling. The man thanks him and walks out. Why?
Did he want the glass of water to throw at the bird of prey attacking spot?

The bar tender shot the bird instead.

Was it to sill up the fish bowl...? I don't know why you mentioned the gun if it was. A bit of a stupid thing if you ask me.

Was the bar tender hard of hearing and blind he though the man said "can I have the ass of your daughter"? The barman rightly tried to shoot him.

Were they all on a bridge?

He was trying to steal the gold. The bar man knew the water was a decoy so went for the gun.
lol, because the man asked for a bottle of Miss Hybrid's special Chablis ??


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