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PostPosted: June 15th, 2010, 7:56 am 
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During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?


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PostPosted: June 15th, 2010, 8:53 am 
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During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
I know the answer and I am not going to say or share it


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PostPosted: June 15th, 2010, 12:53 pm 
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:shock: you're mad! I think we should pull the plug on this one


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PostPosted: June 15th, 2010, 1:15 pm 
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I think we need to see Miss H enjoying a good wank in that tub before we go any further.


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PostPosted: June 15th, 2010, 4:03 pm 
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I think we need to see Miss H enjoying a good wank in that tub before we go any further.
Yes good idea!

This puzzle is down the drain.


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PostPosted: June 15th, 2010, 8:49 pm 
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They say marriage is an institution.......who wants to be in one??? :lol:


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PostPosted: June 15th, 2010, 10:53 pm 
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They say marriage is an institution.......who wants to be in one??? :lol:
An American comedian's routine came to mind when I read this post...
His bit went something like this; "A musical is like a burlap sack.......I don't want to be in either."



A stalker and a secret admirer are the same thing.....the difference is mobility.


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PostPosted: June 16th, 2010, 9:15 am 
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:shock: you're mad! I think we should pull the plug on this one
WHO DARES TO PULL THE PLUG ON MS Hybrid??? :x :x :evil: :evil: :evil:


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PostPosted: June 16th, 2010, 10:24 am 
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seeing as you are all so stupid and no one gets it I will tell you.

The answer is all 3
bucket first, then when there is not enough left, the cup then the spoon.

And I thought you were all clever.

Miss Smarty Pants.


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PostPosted: June 16th, 2010, 10:42 am 
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Noone has explained so far what has been filled into the bathtub. If it's Chablis I think there is no tool needed to empty it :P


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