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 Post subject: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 20th, 2010, 4:42 pm 
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Miss Hybrid rules over the manor. She is a wise and intelligent mistress; and she has in her staff many servants. One of these, Felix, was known for his wit, wisdom and large cock. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find the answer?

One day Miss Hybrid posed a question to Felix. She asked him what Felix would choose if she offered either a blow job or some cash.

"The cash," said Felix without hesitation.

On hearing this, Miss Hybrid was taken aback. "You would prefer cash to a blow job?" she asked, not believing her own ears.

"Yes," said Felix.

The other servants were amazed by Felix's display of idiocy. They were full of glee that Felix had finally managed himself to do what these servants had not been able to do for a long time - discredit Felix in Miss Hybrid's eyes!

"I would have been disappointed if this was the choice made even by my lowliest of servants," continued Miss Hybrid. "But coming from you it's not only disappointing, but shocking and sad. I did not know you were so debased!"

How did Felix justify his answer to the enraged and hurt Miss Hybrid?

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
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She didn't say who would be giving him the blow job ?


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
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She didn't say who would be giving him the blow job ?
It wasn't important who was giving the blow job.

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 20th, 2010, 5:10 pm 
The cash was 100 billion dollars?
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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
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No. :no:

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 20th, 2010, 5:39 pm 
:idea: Felix wanted Miss Hybrid to wrap notes round his cock and give him a hand job instead...

He always wanted to come into some money. :wank:


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
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:idea: Felix wanted Miss Hybrid to wrap notes round his cock and give him a hand job instead...

He always wanted to come into some money. :wank:
Good idea, but :no:

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 20th, 2010, 8:21 pm 
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"Felix the wise"

Well, that's a myth just like Santa and the bogie man...............

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 20th, 2010, 11:47 pm 
He took the cash and blew all the money.

So he still had a blow anyway.


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 12:00 am 
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Miss Hybrid was happy with his explanation, and ended up ensuring that he had a blow job anyway. The question is, how did Felix' explanation appease her.

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 12:04 am 
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Miss Hybrid was happy with his explanation, and ended up ensuring that he had a blow job anyway. The question is, how did Felix' explanation appease her.
He was going to give the money to charity and would do without a blow job to help those in need.


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 2:02 am 
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He didn't want Miss H to get his illness


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 2:05 am 
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He didn't want Miss H to get his illness
Ahh yes he must of had the clap :clap: :P


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 2:08 am 
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Yes!
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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 7:46 am 
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Felix explained himself like this.
You only ask for what you do not already have. Under the servitude of the wonderful Miss Hybrid, blow jobs were available freely for all to enjoy at any time, and so the only logical thing to ask for would be the cash.
Miss Hybrid was so pleased with this explanation that she gave Felix a half day off.

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 10:31 am 
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Felix explained himself like this.
You only ask for what you do not already have. Under the servitude of the wonderful Miss Hybrid, blow jobs were available freely for all to enjoy at any time, and so the only logical thing to ask for would be the cash.
Miss Hybrid was so pleased with this explanation that she gave Felix a half day off.
Good one! :2Thumbs:


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 21st, 2010, 3:19 pm 
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Felix explained himself like this.
Miss Hybrid was so pleased with this explanation that she gave Felix a half day off.
Why would Felix take a day off? Miss Hybrid too much for him?


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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
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Felix explained himself like this.
Miss Hybrid was so pleased with this explanation that she gave Felix a half day off.
Why would Felix take a day off? Miss Hybrid too much for him?
Miss H is too much for any one man.

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 Post subject: Re: Felix the wise
PostPosted: July 22nd, 2010, 12:31 am 
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even with them readily available I dont think I would turn down an offered blow job, especially if it was from miss h.


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