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 Post subject: Re: A few one liners
PostPosted: September 1st, 2022, 8:01 am 
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And now the quality of the one liners goes up!

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My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing

My friend thinks his song 'Stand and Deliver' was the best ever in the pop charts: I don't agree but he's adamant...

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My friend thinks his song 'Stand and Deliver' was the best ever in the pop charts: I don't agree but he's adamant...
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My friend thinks his song 'Stand and Deliver' was the best ever in the pop charts: I don't agree but he's adamant...

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I googled “Missing medieval servant”
and it came back with. “Page not found “.

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Very good 2BB....

I have found lots of videos which are very private..... :shock: wood you lick me to share them with you.....they are not the ones in the back of your van, Bi The Way

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Very good 2BB....

I have found lots of videos which are very private..... :shock: wood you lick me to share them with you.....they are not the ones in the back of your van, Bi The Way
Kneed ewe ask :mrgreen:

I still have a copy of the "van" ones for emmmm, "insurance" purposes :coat:

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I googled “Missing medieval servant”
and it came back with. “Page not found “.
Very good 2BB....

I have found lots of videos which are very private..... :shock: wood you lick me to share them with you.....they are not the ones in the back of your van, Bi The Way
Kneed ewe ask :mrgreen:

I still have a copy of the "van" ones for emmmm, "insurance" purposes :coat:
As a backup so to say? :mrgreen:

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I googled “Missing medieval servant”
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Very good 2BB....

I have found lots of videos which are very private..... :shock: wood you lick me to share them with you.....they are not the ones in the back of your van, Bi The Way
Kneed ewe ask :mrgreen:

I still have a copy of the "van" ones for emmmm, "insurance" purposes :coat:
As a backup so to say? :mrgreen:
She did push back very hard :dog:

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I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline.

My wife hit the roof.

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My wife hit the roof.
Mine used to do that when I used the curtains :coat:

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Mine used to do that when I used the curtains :coat:
No, it was because you came off too early :fp:


















You must have been thinking of me

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Mine used to do that when I used the curtains :coat:
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You must have been thinking of me
Some things just don't need to be said

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My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't know he did.

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Very good ML :wrpp:

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A lorry carrying snooker equipment has shed it's load on the M1.
Police are reporting cues in both directions.

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My Grandad’s in a home now.

Amazing isn’t it? 83 years old and he’s still a burglar. :coat:

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Oh very good MML, I like that.

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Amazing isn’t it? 83 years old and he’s still a burglar. :coat:
Maybe your friends are digging a tunnel.....maybe you could get LB a job and he could be gone for a while? :matador:

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Amazing isn’t it? 83 years old and he’s still a burglar. :coat:
Maybe your friends are digging a tunnel.....maybe you could get LB a job and he could be gone for a while? :matador:


Your wish is my command..... tell him to be in work at 7am tomorrow :welder:

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Amazing isn’t it? 83 years old and he’s still a burglar. :coat:
Maybe your friends are digging a tunnel.....maybe you could get LB a job and he could be gone for a while? :matador:


Your wish is my command..... tell him to be in work at 7am tomorrow :welder:

Oh, and if he has a :jackh: that wood be handy

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Amazing isn’t it? 83 years old and he’s still a burglar. :coat:
Maybe your friends are digging a tunnel.....maybe you could get LB a job and he could be gone for a while? :matador:


Your wish is my command..... tell him to be in work at 7am tomorrow :welder:

Oh, and if he has a :jackh: that wood be handy
What about some explosives.... :wrpp: booooom

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Amazing isn’t it? 83 years old and he’s still a burglar. :coat:
Maybe your friends are digging a tunnel.....maybe you could get LB a job and he could be gone for a while? :matador:


Your wish is my command..... tell him to be in work at 7am tomorrow :welder:

Oh, and if he has a :jackh: that wood be handy
What about some explosives.... :wrpp: booooom
and a uery short fuse? :bang: :imok:

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Amazing isn’t it? 83 years old and he’s still a burglar. :coat:
Maybe your friends are digging a tunnel.....maybe you could get LB a job and he could be gone for a while? :matador:


Your wish is my command..... tell him to be in work at 7am tomorrow :welder:

Oh, and if he has a :jackh: that wood be handy
What about some explosives.... :wrpp: booooom
and a uery short fuse? :bang: :imok:
I have difficulties to understand those oneliners :pc3:

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